Steve opened up the whole show with basically a major diss on netbooks. Basically he said netbooks weren't good at anything. They were just cheap laptops. Which is pretty much true. Well they called it iPad. Which makes sense since it sounds like iPod, but unfortunately  it does sound like the new female hygiene product from Apple.  And they spent a good amount of time making damn sure people thought it was going to be called something else like iSlate. Very sneaky Apple. So it is only a pound and a half, half and inch thick, comes with 16-64mb of flash memory and has a custom built A4 processor made for Apple at 1 Ghz. Special Guest presenters of note where Travis Boatman from EA, Martin Nisenholtz from the New [+]